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ENTRY LOG: 0000000003

ahhh AHHHHH THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME

(10 minutes later)

OKAY. Crisis averted! Note to others: STAY. AWAY. from the 2nd floor bathroom at the school. There's a monster in there. And by "monster" I mean GIANT LIZARD THAT CHASED ME THROUGH THE HALLS and then mysteriously disappeared.

Mysterious indeed. And by "mysterious" I mean...

oh that reminds me! Lewis. LEEEEEWISSSS. Are you okay?! Any broken bones, eaten by a monster, papercuts, ANYTHING?

ENTRY LOG: 0000000002

It gets pretty suspicious when a place is this quiet, y'know.

WHERE IS EVERYONE?

ENTRY LOG: 0000000001

STATUS: Ship crashed. DAMAGED BEYOND ALL REPAIR probably. MOM'S GONNA KILL ME OH GOD. ......Alive!

REPORT: NOBODY PANIC. I have EVERYTHING under control. I crashedmydad'sship had a minor problem with the uh...system...support balance...compression coil..and the LSD display panel for...uh, the vortex suppression...bouncy thing. BUT IT'S OK. WILL BE FINE. . . . . . AAACK.

*AHEM.* Ok. ...Greetings early 21st century humans! ...And other things! I'm here on serious time cop business. Nothing to worry about, ordinary citizens, that's what we "officers" (and by "officers" I mean "time cops") are here for, to keep the rest of you "safe" (...for the most part)!

I'll be uh..."running surveilance" (and by "running surveilance" I mean watching stuff, of course) for a while while I... find someone to fix the time machine survey things.

MISSION: Assimilate into population. MAKE PLAN.

edit 1: ...wait I have to go to school?

edit 2: ............WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING IN CAPSLOCK.

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